Oh, no….The Simpsons have taken over Jetblue…Not only are the characters advertising Jetblue destinations in honor of the upcoming Simpsons movie…Someone has taken over Jetblue’s David Neeleman Flight Log…
Hi I’m Montgomery Burns,
Check back each week as I’ve take over David Neeleman’s Log. Over the next few weeks I would like to share with you how I would run this airline.
1-July-2007
Dear Mr. Neeleman,
Smithers entered my chambers this morning, toting wretched tales of congenial customer service and overly indulgent amenities on your JetBlue Airways. And for what… your precious passengers? Soon, the riff raff will demand ‘fair treatment’ from all corporate overlords, like myself. Well, not in my chemically prolonged life-time.
I had Smithers hack your interwebular chronicle so I may set you straight, because lately, David Neeleman, your business practices really chafe my bed soars.
I believe customers have the right to keep quiet as I pluck every penny from their upturned pockets, but you insist on charging honest fares AND offering free TV and unlimited snacks. Mind your profit margins, man. Your rates make a mockery of the corporate greed our great confederacy was built upon. Who taught you to be a robber baron? Mother Theresa?
This won’t be your last public lashing, Mr. Neeleman. Oh no. I have many more brittle bones to pick with you.
Sincerely,
C. Montgomery Burns